Limericks..

1

Using mice as bog brushes is not nice..

Though I admit I've done it once or twice..

Many might dislike..

But great minds think alike..

C'mon be a genius and let's do it thrice..

2

My kind of town is more like a city..

It inspires me to pen a little dity..

Traffic jam, go away..

Come another day..

It's valentines, need to pick up my beauty..